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Here you will learn the power of 52 soooted or even off. I guarantee, if you go all in preflop with this hand, you will suckout a flush or a full house. All sites are very standard, and if you fold, you will kick yourself when the flop comes 552. NEVER FOLD 52! EVER! To demonstrate this awesome hand, here are some hand histories of how to properly play 52 from our best member of all, xxFMXERxx.

Dealt to xxFMXERxx [5c 2s]
Dalassenos: raises 200 to 300 
xxFMXERxx: raises 360 to 660 and is all-in
Dalassenos: calls 360
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7d 2d]
*** TURN *** [Qs 7d 2d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7d 2d 2h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xxFMXERxx: shows [5c 2s] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Dalassenos: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Deuces)
xxFMXERxx collected 1370 from pot

Dalassenos said, "what a player"

Dealt to xxFMXERxx [2s 5c]
xxFMXERxx: raises 855 to 955 and is all-in
CubbiesRock: calls 955
*** FLOP *** [2d 5h Ts]
*** TURN *** [2d 5h Ts] [3s]
CubbiesRock said, "lol"
*** RIVER *** [2d 5h Ts 3s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xxFMXERxx: shows [2s 5c] (a full house, Deuces full of Fives)
CubbiesRock: shows [Kd As] (a pair of Deuces)
xxFMXERxx collected 2060 from pot

As you can see, all in is the only option. Many players make the mistake of just calling a raise, but you must realize that all sites are very standard, and you must play your standard.
<3 xxFMXERxx will also offer instructions on how to play K8. If you type "Go Canada" before shoving preflop, you will do a totally standard suckout.  Here is a perfect example:

Dealt to xxFMXERxx [8c Kd]
xxFMXERxx said, "go canada"
xxFMXERxx: raises 2000 to 3200
25 December: raises 1796 to 4996 and is all-in
xxFMXERxx: calls 1796
*** FLOP *** [8s Th 2h]
*** TURN *** [8s Th 2h] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [8s Th 2h Kh] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xxFMXERxx: shows [8c Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Eights)
25 December: shows [Td Ad] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
xxFMXERxx collected 12467 from pot

Dealt to xxFMXERxx [8c Kh]
xxFMXERxx said, "go canada"
zinnkeller: calls 15
xxFMXERxx: raises 2330 to 2360 and is all-in
zinnkeller: calls 2330
*** FLOP *** [Ks 8d 7s]
*** TURN *** [Ks 8d 7s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 8d 7s 6c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zinnkeller: shows [8h Ah] (a pair of Eights)
xxFMXERxx: shows [8c Kh] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
xxFMXERxx said, ":)"
xxFMXERxx collected 4750 from pot
xxFMXERxx said, "lol"
xxFMXERxx said, "yawn"

and another
wowswift: Kc 8s


wowswift raises to 35
CraigAD calls.
EWOL calls.
david6677 calls.

Flop (board: 8h 7d Ks):

david6677 checks. wowswift bets 105. CraigAD folds.
EWOL calls. david6677 calls.

Turn (board: 8h 7d Ks Kh):

david6677 checks. wowswift bets 215. EWOL folds.
david6677 calls.

River (board: 8h 7d Ks Kh 6h):

david6677 checks. wowswift bets 500. david6677


wowswift shows Kc 8s.
wowswift has Kc 8s 8h Ks Kh: full house, kings full of eights.
david6677 mucks cards.
(david6677 has 7h 9c.)
No rake is taken for this hand.
wowswift wins 1895 with full house, kings full of eights.